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Cool game, but I was on a roll and the game just shut down on me. I jumped over a blue block and it just said game over. So fun game, but when I die without reason it makes me mad, and I'm not gonna try again.

Great concept; great game

This game is pretty awesome, the idea is fresh yet old. In a cool way.
Well executed and well designed. The controls were easy and convenient (not for laptops tho lol).

The only problem is it really hurts your brain after a while. After 3 minutes of intense multitask action my brain was medium-rare. It just hurt so very badly. lol.

Great game, well designed, well executed. Congrats!

Ab9003 responds:

Have you tried using arrows/awsd controls? It makes things alot easier on laptops(though I reccomend mouse for desktops). Anyway thanks for playing and I'm glad you liked it.

Good game

But maybe you can tweak it so the soldiers actually listen to your commands?
I was having a hell of a time getting anywhere because my men would advance forward for no reason.

This flaw made the game almost unplayable.

Glitchy

IT wasn't particularly all that fun to begin with, but it was really glitchy.

The paddle didnt work to well, it said i missed it when i clearly hit the ball.
The return to lobby button doesn't work.
When you win, you can just keep playing in the background; the game still doesn't stop.
Not many options, just a bland pong game with the mouse.
Not exciting, slow ball.

Holy Piss

This game is awesome. Its great. Its only got one flaw.

It is fucking impossible.

I could manage to use no skips until level 8. From there its impossible.

Fitting music, cool idea, nice backgrounds, I liked how the stars all moved individually created a 3D type effect. It looked nice. Different planets and stuff, I can't say enough good about it. It looks great, its a cool idea, everything is cool except for the fact that I can't play it. I got to level 12 using all of my skips.

LOL?

This game is so fast paced, its ridiculous.

Pedestrians are just impossible to avoid.

There's cop cars in the left lane, wait for the drunken taxi driver, pass the car. Repeat.

But you'll run over 2000 peds in the mean time.

bleh

'Best Game i've worked on'

please tell me that this is a lie.

Loved it

This game is very original, and is very fun.
I can't understand why that it's fun.
It just is.

score==672

Not bad, its was extremely immature and whatnot. Not much a variety, and men's asses are not something that I enjoy. But still, it was what it was, and it was not bad.

The flaps seemed pointless. Like if you used ten in a row, that could get you about 7 feet; not bad. The problem is, is that there aren't enough flaps and they don't add up. Kind of original though.

Same with the clothes. That was original.

Add somethings in the air. Perhaps birds, airplanes, and bouncy clouds.

Also, I don't understand how a wedgie would propel anyone.

cool game

This is a pretty cool game. good job. *plugs story*

Once upon a time, there was a dumb kingdom called UK. Everything was peaceful in UK until one day a bendy creature called Voldemort attacked. Voldemort had the Arm of a/an frog and the Leg of a/an squirrel. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Itchy knight to save UK, and that knight's name was Tyler. As soon as Tyler heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky red armor and started riding his cat to Voldemort's lair. He took his Soft AK47 and shot the beast's toenail. The beast screamed shit!!! And then killed at Tyler almost killing him. Tyler used his last bit of energy to twirl Voldemort away. Thanks to Tyler, the kingdom of UK was saved and Tyler and the princess lived happily ever after.

My name is not Tyler and I am not from the UK. I didnt mean to insult the UK when making this story, I had no idea.

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